I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
