shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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