My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
True strength comes from lack of pants
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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