and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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