he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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