you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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