Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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