what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
