After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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