I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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