She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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