I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize