Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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