There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
