garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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