Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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