ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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