I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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