my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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