in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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