If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.