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• (817): View more from Texas

  youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom

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• (512): View more from Texas

  i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library

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• (917): View more from New York City

  hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye

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  AMAZING.

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• (831): View more from California

  You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint

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• (315): View more from New York

  After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You can wear anything you want

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  So... Naked it is then

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I need a fuck buddy with more available hours

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night

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