And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her