youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night