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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?

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  better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"

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• (585): View more from New York

  if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  we're so committed to being not committed

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