I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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