THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Can vaginas get frostbite?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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