she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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