is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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