Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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