dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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