My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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