Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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