I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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