Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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