yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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