Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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