VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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