she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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