i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
