In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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