The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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