Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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