she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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