I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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