is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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