Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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