Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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