Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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