she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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