I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize
