Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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