The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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