i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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