There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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