i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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