i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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