...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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