i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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